VACANCY for soulmate^^

CRITERIA: *must smile alot(it looks more sunny,I dont like mysterious type :*)
                   *not black (not necessary to be very good looking)
                   *at least 168cm
                   *responsible
                   *love me and love my family as well ^^ (this is a MUST,as I care my family the most)
                   *can take care of me
                   *not miserable(because I do)
                   *not show off type^^
                   *marriage as the precondition

JOB SCOPE: * love,care and help me
                      * protect me
                      * can sing for me if possible :p

WAGE: * Everything from me^^

Please feel free to apply if you match the criterias above.
Notes: It seems easy but it is actualy not.^^ do think twice before you apply,if not,please prepare a super glue to glue ur broken heart back.thanks.hahaha
Don't get amused when you read this.I am doing it with several reasons.
Some might think that I cannot stand to be lonely,that is why I have the vacancy.Anything,I dont really care what will you think of me.
And I have to emphasise that I am not.As I am going to be 20 next year,but I never experience a date before.You might think which era am I in...hahaha.It is your problem,not mine,I am normail,but extraordinary,because I love myself.If you dont love me,dont come near me.
Am I "closed minded" for some of you,I am not really sure.Hahaha.Anyway,I had been always the topic of my sisters.They always say that I will be an old virgin cause nobody wants me.hahaha.I am not really care what they say as I know I am somehow,erm....ATTRACTIVE too.Dont you agree with me? hahaha.I am not self-praising,ok? I mean it. ^3^ Is this consider as a reason? I wonder.hehehe.
Then,it is about my mama.I had never been into a date when I was having my secondary education,because I promised my mama that I will never have any boy friend,or else I will be dumped from school.hehehe,luckily I never disappointed her. O.o See,I am such a good and obedient daughter.(as well as a good girl friend,perhaps?) hehehe
Next,it is related to my friends,good friends I mean.They got to be paired one by one.hehehe.why should I be the last? hahaha.And somehow I dont want to be BULB anymore! How sarcastic is,when I am going out with some friends,and they get coupled,I am the only one left with no one beside me! omg! HOW BRIGHT  I am!hahaha...I am not saying that I keen to have a boy friend so that I can show off in front of my friends,but that is kind of...ENVY i think.anything...
SOMEMORE!!!
 It is the most important point why I post this here.hahaha.My cousin had actually just broken up with her girl friend.Anything...Is his home problem,hahaha.however,yesterday we had a party at home and he came.My siblings and him started to chit-chat on why he broke and so on...bla bla bla,until around 2am in the morning.hahaha. Then they started to ask,one by one,how many gf/bf we ever have... zZZ. what a lame question. And when I told them,so sarcastically they did not believe,just like how shocked my friends used to be when they asked me this. hahaha.So I told them I will write this and post it,and all of them agreed with this vacancy. hopefully this can shut their mouths up!hahaha...
URRRGGGHHH!
well,so many reasons,but I just couldn't find one...Maybe I am antisocial,according to someone. -.-!!!
I dont think so,seriously,I am just do not like to communicate with someone strange,that's all...hahaha
Anyway,Love cannot be forced...So, just make it slowly but as soon as possible so that I will not receive anymore "Ha?" "seriously?" "don't lie lar~" "cheating!" "..." as answer when I tell them next time.
Well, make your move, but be ready to be hurt. Hahaha...I am devil and I am cold blooded... ^^
anyway,Have a nice day.
good luck
Gambate!!!